Dear Dear Leader

December 20, 2011 10:40 pm

Greetings and Salutations, minions!

I know most of you are currently busy moaning, prostrating, slowly swaying, and beating your chests in the streets over the loss of my father and your Dear Father, Kim Jong-Il.  For those of you who are “taking five” from the mourning ceremony, I’d like to introduce you to my new campaign for a kinder, gentler supreme command. Rest assured: nothing has changed, but I will now be taking questions from you, my beloved readers. Let the Kim Jong-Un Era begin!