Office by Alex Penny
Dear Dear Leader:
My family’s farm just got reappropriated by our good and honorable government to house the site of a new nuclear reactor. We currently don’t have enough food to get through the winter - please help.
- Your Humble Servant who Prostrates Himself at Your Blessed, Holy Feet, Manp’o DPRK
Dear Humble Servant who Prostrates Himself at My Blessed, Holy Feet:
Good heavens - where did you learn a word like “reappropriate?” You must read a lot, which you know is a state offense that is punishable by death. I’m not sure what you mean by not having “enough food” - this phrase confuses me. I’ll ask Jeff what it means after he brings me my spiral-cut ham and tiramisu. LOL. :)
