Dear Dear Leader

Dear Dear Leader:

How is your lovely father doing? ;)

- A Capitalist Pig (jo-causse)

Dear Capitalist Pig:

I think this is intended as what you Western idiots call “sarcasm,” either that or you are profoundly stupid. My father, The Glorious General Who Descended From Heaven and the Ever-Victorious Iron-Willed Commander, was reascended into Heaven just a few days ago, so I think he’s doing pretty awesome. Please send me your contact information so I can provide you with a more detailed description of how my father, The Great Sun of Juche, rose to the heavenly plane - and so I can point one of my nuclear weapons in your general direction.

P.S. Only I get to use the smiley face emoticon. Not LOL-ing. :|