Dear Dear Leader

Dear Dear Leader:

Is it true your father never pooped? How is this possible?!

- Your Humble Servant who would Walk Through Fire to Defend your Honor (babsnbambi)

Dear Humble Servant who would Walk Through Fire to Defend my Honor:

You are correct!  My father, the Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love, never pooped. You dare to ask how this is possible? Those of us who are descended from heaven (me, dad, grandpa) and possess the ability to manipulate time (me, dad, grandpa, Michael Jordan) do not produce regular human waste; all of our bodily secretions can be directly converted into yellow-cake uranium. LOL! What a question - you must be a Western idiot in disguise. Let me ask you a question: what’s it like to produce smelly butt garbage that can’t power a nuclear warhead? :P