Greetings my children - today I bestow upon you yet another privilege: photo montages of Things I Like! Now you all know what to give to me on my birthday. LOL!
First Thing I Like: Michael Jordan. This demi-god was named Supreme Commander of the Looney Tunes alliance in 1996; he defeated an entire subspecies of Capitalist pig aliens at intergalactic basketball. He also tells Western idiots how to clothe their nether regions. What’s not to like?!
P. S. I have no idea who these other two giants are in the photograph - their presence angers me. :)