Dear Dear Leader

December 24, 2011 12:41 pm
Things I Like, Part 2: FURBIES! Western idiots bought MILLIONS of these things in the early 2000s … yeah, and WE’RE the weird country. I have reappropriated all remaining Furbies in the world and put them to work as guards at the Happy and Prosperous Work Camps for the People located around the DPRK. They run on batteries, come in many cute colors, and the best part … they eat the same amount of food as my Happy and Prosperous workers … nothing! LOL! If only I could figure out how to train them to carry RPGs … add that to my list of goals for 2012.

Things I Like, Part 2: FURBIES!

Western idiots bought MILLIONS of these things in the early 2000s … yeah, and WE’RE the weird country. I have reappropriated all remaining Furbies in the world and put them to work as guards at the Happy and Prosperous Work Camps for the People located around the DPRK. They run on batteries, come in many cute colors, and the best part … they eat the same amount of food as my Happy and Prosperous workers … nothing! LOL!

If only I could figure out how to train them to carry RPGs … add that to my list of goals for 2012.

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