Dear Dear Leader

December 28, 2011 8:04 pm
Things I Like, Part 3: Having the South Koreans Grovel at Our Feet!!! Apologies to my minions for not responding to your letters sooner - I’ve been a little busy listening to the South Korean delegation tell me how amazing and god-like my father was (d’uh doy) and how they will honor my authority as the new Supreme Commander (double d’uh doy). There was also the whole state funeral thing that I needed to get my favorite navy pantsuit pressed for.  Jeff, my Western idiot manservant, forgot to go to the dry cleaners so I also had to take time out of my busy schedule to arrange for a public flogging. Argh, Jeff! :D

Things I Like, Part 3: Having the South Koreans Grovel at Our Feet!!!

Apologies to my minions for not responding to your letters sooner - I’ve been a little busy listening to the South Korean delegation tell me how amazing and god-like my father was (d’uh doy) and how they will honor my authority as the new Supreme Commander (double d’uh doy). There was also the whole state funeral thing that I needed to get my favorite navy pantsuit pressed for.  Jeff, my Western idiot manservant, forgot to go to the dry cleaners so I also had to take time out of my busy schedule to arrange for a public flogging. Argh, Jeff! :D

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