Dear Dear Leader

December 31, 2011 1:43 am
Things I Like, Part 4: Taylor Lautner My father was something of a film connoisseur, so many people ask me who my favorite actor of all-time is - that’s such a stupid question. How could anyone who is mentally competent NOT choose Taylor Lautner?? I guess it would be possible if: 1) the idiot in question was blind; or 2) if the idiot in question had never seen Cheaper By the Dozen 2. If such people exist, I truly pity them and will gladly issue the order to have them immediately executed. I know I wouldn’t want to live in a world without his acting talents. LOL!  Team Jacob!!! P.S. Taylor - if you’re reading this, please respond to my letters requesting your presence at our annual Pyongyang Film Festival ASAP.  We want to honor you with our Most Exalted Actor in the History of the World Award and I need to have the trophy engraved. I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. :P

Things I Like, Part 4: Taylor Lautner

My father was something of a film connoisseur, so many people ask me who my favorite actor of all-time is - that’s such a stupid question. How could anyone who is mentally competent NOT choose Taylor Lautner?? I guess it would be possible if:

1) the idiot in question was blind; or

2) if the idiot in question had never seen Cheaper By the Dozen 2.

If such people exist, I truly pity them and will gladly issue the order to have them immediately executed. I know I wouldn’t want to live in a world without his acting talents. LOL!  Team Jacob!!!

P.S. Taylor - if you’re reading this, please respond to my letters requesting your presence at our annual Pyongyang Film Festival ASAP.  We want to honor you with our Most Exalted Actor in the History of the World Award and I need to have the trophy engraved. I’m not asking you, I’m telling you. :P

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