Office by Alex Penny
Open Letter to all Western Idiots: HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Many of my loyal citizens have written to me, praising my brave and masterly statement against the plethora of crimes committed by my jerk-off neighbors to the South. You’re welcome!!
P.S. While I was writing, Jeff dared me to use the phrase “puppet” more than 10 times and I did it!!! Now he owes me a king-sized Mounds bar. :D
May 2012 be the Year of the Un! LOL!
