Office by Alex Penny
Greetings my children - today I bestow upon you yet another privilege: photo montages of Things I Like! Now you all know what to give to me on my birthday. LOL!
First Thing I Like: Michael Jordan. This demi-god was named Supreme Commander of the Looney Tunes alliance in 1996; he defeated an entire subspecies of Capitalist pig aliens at intergalactic basketball. He also tells Western idiots how to clothe their nether regions. What’s not to like?!
P. S. I have no idea who these other two giants are in the photograph - their presence angers me. :)
Dear Dear Leader:
Is it true your father never pooped? How is this possible?!
- Your Humble Servant who would Walk Through Fire to Defend your Honor (babsnbambi)
Dear Humble Servant who would Walk Through Fire to Defend my Honor:
You are correct! My father, the Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love, never pooped. You dare to ask how this is possible? Those of us who are descended from heaven (me, dad, grandpa) and possess the ability to manipulate time (me, dad, grandpa, Michael Jordan) do not produce regular human waste; all of our bodily secretions can be directly converted into yellow-cake uranium. LOL! What a question - you must be a Western idiot in disguise. Let me ask you a question: what’s it like to produce smelly butt garbage that can’t power a nuclear warhead? :P
Dear Dear Leader:
Who would win in a one on one game of basketball, you or Michael Jordan?
- Your Humble Servant who would fall on a Thousand Capitalist Swords for You (mikegaston)
Dear Humble Servant who would fall on a Thousand Capitalist Swords for Me:
I’m confused - who are Michael Jordan and I playing in this sporting contest? Michael Jordan and I would never be on opposing sides - it has been so written in the 2009 revision of the Socialist Constitution of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. By virtue of our combined strength, Michael Jordan’s no-look passing skills, and my supreme dominance on the boards, I think we will defeat any opponent. I would particularly like to defeat Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and that half-man, half-wolf I saw in one of Dad’s favorite movies, Teen Wolf. I actually have a mural of that game painted on the walls of my 3rd bedroom. LOL :)
